Do you think that Malema goes to bed at night thinking that the crap that comes out of his mouth is actually the truth.

Do you think that he actually thinks that the public listen to him and nod and agree with him when he spills poo from his mouth and go, "hey, this is a smart guy"

When he comes up with these awesome statements like "someone else signed those directorship papers not me" he thinks that the public goes "oh shame he's being blackmailed"

Do you think he's so totally insane and full of lies that he now has made his brain believe that the lies he's talking are true?

Personally I thought that the state of the nation address last night was terrible, I must be frank, I was under the impression that the state of the nation address was supposed to be inlightening, addressing issues that we have in the country, and addressing how we intent solving these issues.

For me, the first issues is that the president is an issue,  what kind of an example is he leaving for the youth of today, having children out of wedlock, having multile wives, damn that's a good example.

So I was listening to Radio 702 the other night, and they were having a chat about Mr Zuma, our president.

A wanted to mentioned a few points that were brought up with this regard.

• Mr Zuma, is NOT setting a good example by having 3 wives, and looking at another.
• He has 20 Children, which I might add, us as tax payers pay for to go to school
• Us, as tax payers pay for his Wives, their expences, fancy cars houses etc.
• Although, General society across the entire world (with minor excepotions) says that Polygamy is not acceptable in society, YET, our president wants to make it legal, just cause he's got that many wives

Something to chew on, not ideal in my eyes ;)

A dude from Durban walked into a curio shop in Cape Town whilst on holiday.

Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"

"Twelve rand for the rat, a hundred rand if you bring it back," said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve rand. "I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed theta few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the harbour. He took a nervous look around and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squalling and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the harbour as he could.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop.

"Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back !"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze ANC politician over there....."

On a recent trip to the United States, Julius Malema, President of the African National Congress Youth League, addressed a major gathering of Red Indians.

He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for South Africa.

At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

A very chuffed Malema then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Malema.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.

YOU ARE THE ONES THAT VOTED FOR ANC..... AGAIN

So quit moaning.

As I am sure more South Africans have heard by now that Zille from the DA accused ZUMA (our new el presidento) from the ANC that he has put his wives (yes, more than one) at danger of getting HIV, then they retaliated with some snide comments and now the whole media have jumped on board.

What happened to "freedom of speech" in this "democratic country" remember Zaphiro who had a law suit because he put a shower head on Zuma's head after that whole shower story, pffft.

Anyways Zaphiro has just warned that if Zuma dissapoints the people, the shower head is coming back baby!

Kinda thought this was going to be happening, as you would, but the ANC are heading towards a 2/3 majority again, I think most sane South Africans were hoping not, but hey! it's not at the end of the counting, so lets see how it goes eh

ANC creeping towards majority

Pretoria - The ANC was creeping towards a possible two thirds majority, with 64.09% of 5.5m votes counted at the IEC national results centre at 12:09 on Thursday.

The DA was in second place with 18.49% of the national vote, with Cope coming in third at 7.98%.

Meanwhile journalists, party officials and auditors milled around the IEC's massive two-floor temporary centre watching as results changed constantly on large electronic leader boards.

Auditor were busy in a roped-off carpeted area as results from polling stations across the country poured in.

Some stations were open as late as 03:00 after a last minute decision to allow voters to stand in line as long as necessary after the 21:00 deadline.

I've aready recently spoken my mind about the ANC, however as you can see i'm not the only one that thinks so :p

infact 2 occasstion, one of wich I will paste an article from IOL the other was a fact that I heard yesterday, the ANC has spent R300 million on the election campaign, if they're so f**ing willing to give houses and jobs to the poor as they profess, then why on earth are the spending that amount of the tax payers money on elections? makes ya think.

I'm ready for the DA nê

ANC 'poisoning people's minds'

Democratic Alliance leader Helen Zille was welcomed with shouts of: "Down ANC!" and people waving 'Stop Zuma' placards, when she took her election campaign to the ANC stronghold of Butterworth in the Eastern Cape on Wednesday.

Zille, who arrived in the Msobomvu Community Hall to the Brenda Fassie song Vulindlela, told the crowd of about 800 that it was up to them to root out corrupt officials in their area.

"If you keep voting for the ANC, you mustn't blame them," said Zille, who shifted between Xhosa and English in her speech.

"Your vote is your power."